Monday 28 April 2014

The age I'll get married...

OH FOR FUCK SAKE LIKE I BELIEVE YOU o.o

You enjoy your own pain o.o

So I was reading some forums and I saw this REALLY good forum...
 
Only kidding, it's bullshit.
People who know what a masochist is it means all different things and I'm not explaining it because I'm not a fucking teacher o.o

Anyway, pain is the only thing that reminds you that your alive -.- How about breathing? 
I am not posting much because I have this science project to do D:
So bye o.o

Monday 21 April 2014

Congratulations for not thinking of "it"

Hey ;o
By the title you guessed this post isn't the most exciting but it's actually quite important o.o

So you ALL most of heard of the Hillsborough football disaster? You haven't. Ignorant.
Well what happened is that the old football stadiums used have these metal fencing and fans used to stand in there.
In Sheffield, Hillsborough (I live in the outskirts of Sheffield, like you care ;o) it was a football match Liverpool VS Nottingham Forest and the police decided to put more people behind the fencing then usual. Well people were crushed. I bet that sounds funny? No for fucking hell it wasn't.
Picture of people being crushed.
Does that look fun?

They had to stop the game after 6 minutes after kick-off.
People were helping the people who were getting squashed by doing this:
 

Note: More than a thousand people were behind the fencing so obviously they couldn't help EVERYONE.

Sadly 96 people were crushed to their death.
-I have watery eyes now and I actually never cry :/-
Generations died.
What do I mean by that?
This was one poor family:
Granddad died.
Dad died.
The Dad's son and daughter BOTH died.
Imagine what the poor mum went through? Oh wait. You can't.
Plus some people who witnessed it but survived later on in their lives commented suicide because it was so terrible.

"They went to a football match and NEVER returned"
NONE of the blogs I read have posted about this which actually made me want to punch the computer. WHY do people not remember these things FOR FUCK SAKE ._. WHY?
WHY DO PEOPLE NOT THINK THAT 96, INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE CRUSHED TO THEIR DEATH?
THE YOUNGEST PERSON WAS 10. YES 10. AND YOU DON'T CARE? I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I FUCKING DAM CARE. 




I am pretty angry/upset now. THE YOUNGEST PERSON WAS 10. 10. 
THIS LITTLE 10 YEAR OLD BOY NEVER EVER RETURNED FROM A FOOTBALL MATCH WHILE HE WAS ALIVE.
ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DIED. 96 PEOPLE.
I just want people to know this, understand it and not be bitches.
I am proud that I posted this because seems to me that the blogs I support seem have not.

They deserve to be thought of. I bloody hope Liverpool win the title this year, that club I say is amazing.
  
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE;*

Friday 18 April 2014

YOL PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.
This was pointless ;D

Oh.

Please read my post  http://muffin-mac.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/correction.html#comment-form 
Ignore the comment form. I didn't mean to link to that o.o

Just read my post Correction ;)

Its crap but who cares?
Well I certainly don't (y)

Monday 14 April 2014

Correction.

Hey ;o

I am fed up with everything on the internet o.o
Especially on moviefuckingstarplanet -.- 
Girls have girlfriends and boys have boyfriends? Lmao you make me sick ._.
They are no different to other humans o.o Only in fairy-tale land is where there are different sex couples ;D Are we there? No, so get a life -.-
Literally.
People think calling someone "gay" is offensive. It actually means happy until some person changed the meaning .-.
I personally know someone "gay" and they are the same o.o So shut your gob because nobody cares about you being shit ._.

Relationships.
Everybody on msp wants a boyfriend/girlfriend. 
Slow down o.o 
Grab the wall ;D 
Sorry o.o
Well irl when there is a new 'couple' in school everyone goes crazy ;D Its just hilarious tbh ;o It happened to me and Gracie and everyone was like crowding and we were like, urm you stink o.o
So what if you are single on a game, it's not fucking match.com o.o If you want a boyfriend/girlfriend go on there ;)

Text language.
I use "Lmao" and "tbh" but that's it. Some people take it to far like this:
Hey meh name is mac & i am usin' text lang.
i hav no time 2 do simple things so i use this.
Pathetic o.o
I'm not saying you can't use text language but when you take it to far, you must not know how to spell ;oooo

Punctuation.
Punctuation is needed in your sentences, trust me o.o
It won't make sense ffs and you should know that ;D
Commas and full stops are ygcfxzjgfdxnsbghdsbhd. YOU JUST NEED THEM OR YOU'LL DIE :'(((( Joking, you need them but you won't die ;D I think ._.
JUST USE ALL THE PUNCTUATION IN THE RIGHT PLACE AS WELL. 

GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKERS ;DD

I QUIT MSP FINALLY WHOOOOOP ;o
MSP is bullshit -.-
I can't be doing with a crap game .-.
Plus I have more things to do o.o 

*Having a fucking life.
* School o.o
* Friends .-.
* Family... 
* Stuff that is private ;D 
But I'll still post as often has possible ;o
Atm I'm working on a post called "Correction." 
It will be posted at 18:00 ;)

Thursday 27 February 2014

101 facts about me -.-

1. My name is Mackenzie but you guys call me Mac ;)
2. My favorite colour is brown (WOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW) 
3. I can speak Spanish, Russian, Italian, French and English ;)
4. I have two sisters a 9- year old sister called Elizabeth but we call her Lizzie and I have a 15-year old sister called Sophie and she is annoying as shit.
5. Sophie has 3 boyfriends and I hate them all (SHES SUCH A BITCH WITH 3 BOYFRIENDS)
6. I am 14.
7. I have blonde and brownish hair >.<
8. I live in the same city (well kind of) as one of my favorite bands.
9. My grandma and grandad are spainish.
10. I can speak spainish fluently.
11. I hate MSP, who the fuck doesn't.-.
12. Most of the people on MSP think I'm 18 o.o
13. People also think I'm gay, not homosexual they mean I sound like a girl (I'm sorry I don't use text language you arseholes ._.)
14. My favourite number is 6 .-.
15. In Y6 I fell into Danny and he fell into the school hall in the middle of a parents coffee morning o.e
16. I hate tacos.
17. On the other side of my bedroom wall is my next door neighbours toilet and the sounds from there are disturbing :/
18. I have kicked Sophie so many times when I was young she has a scar on her leg o.o
19. If I had to choose a favourite sister it would be Elizabeth by far.
20. When I was about 9 I used to fancy Taylor Swift (HWHWUTQOEYW. That's probably why I hate her now -.-)
21. I hate the number 21. Well I used to think it was unlucky o.e
22. In Y8 (my sister was in Y9 but now she's in Y10) made me and my friends ask a Y11 out ._.
23. I love PewDiePie.
24. I hate Shane Dawson.
25. I love Smosh.
26. When I have to take Elizabeth to the park I just sit on the swings typing in random letters on the Internet if I'm not texting my friends o.O
27. When I'm older I would like to either be a Athlete or a Comedian.
28. Am I very witty so I am very good at insulting (y)
29. This hard -.-
30. My favorite moment so far in my life is when me, Danny and Lottie were in Asda and we saw the Artic Monkeys shopping there and we had a picture took with them ._.
31. When I picture myself on hoilday I am in Italy scoffing my face with Pizzas, pasta, spaghetti and ice cream .-.
32. I can play the drums o.o
33. I once tripped over one of my primary school teachers by an accident (I think)
34. I hate One Direction more than Sophie -.-
35. I don't have a celebrity crush.
36. In Y7 I used to get bullied but in Y8 I found out the girls who bullied me, fancied me o.o
37.My favourite letter is 'M'
38. My best best girl who is just a friend is Gracie.
39. Me, Gracie, Lottie and Danny like to run around shopping centres while shaking Pepsi (bad idea).
40. I have blue eyed in real ;)
41. I hate maths .-.
42. School isn't the worst thing on earth to me.
43. On Thursday 27th of February Me, Danny, Gracie and Lottie are going to a shopping centre YAYAY PEPSI.
44. My favourite season is Summer.
45. My favourite British seaside is Norfolk.
46. I hate cats. A lot.
47. When I was younger I used to take Sophie's stuff and attempt to throw them in the bin before she found out o.o
48. My last name is Evans :D But its spelt different and it sounds very spainish;')
49. Once when I visited my Grandma and Grandad is Spain I swore in english and literally everyone in the street gasped. Pmsl xD
50. I love pancakes.
51. Elizabeth sent fan mail to PewDiePie on her email and got a reply o.o
52. I HATE THE TERM 'LOL' Its messed up as shit.
53. When I was six I use to like standing on snails o.e
54. Danny once pushed me into a couple kissing o.o
55. EDDYred wasn't my account till my sister ex gave it to me.
56. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Artic Monkeys.
57. I once pushed Gracie into a gym.
58. Both my sisters hack into this google account.
59. In real I hardly ever swear o.o
60. I do basketball on Mondays, football on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I practice my drums every day and I swim on Wednesdays;)
61. Atm (21:49 PM, Wednesday 26th Of Feburay) I have 4 percent charge on my IPhone .-.
62. I used to love snap backs o.o I think they are okay now.
63. I like reading funny quotes.
64. 64 64 64 ZOO LANE SJDBHADSNFDD. Elizabeth used to watch it and it was shit -.-
65. When I went to Paris I went on the Effiel Tower ;)

66. I have a black laptop.
67. I love chocolate o.e
68. When I went to Greece and slipped into the swimming pool fully dressed o.o
69. I have lots of cousins.
70. When I was little, I used to make lego animations for fun.
71. I go on holiday twice a year.
72. Little Mix are crap.
73. I only use baby swear words. Like: Fuck, bitch, shit and crap.
74. I used to wear glasses.
75. I kind of like books ._.
76. I once had to make cookies with my 3 year old twin cousins, Scarlet and Olivia and they sung "What Does The Fox Say" over and over again.
77. I still can't believe I am wasting my half term writing this for you ._.
78. I HATE POP MUSIC.
79. I love Converse.
80.I do my homework o.ep
81. I have over 100 apps on my tablet.
82. Justin Bieber is a arsehole in my opinion.
83. I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE NEWS, its too depressing.
84. I get bored really quickly.
85. I can laugh at anything.
86. I once showed Gracie Jesus falling off the cross walking past are local church and let me tell you it wasn't pleasant.
87. I am a youtube addict.
88. I can be really emotional o.o
89. I love smoothies for some strange reason.
90. I am hardly ever depressed, well really really depressed, if I am its serious I tell you that -.-
91. I am not the best speller tbh.
92. I am one of the oldest in my form.
93. I once had some horrible sweets and I spat them out and nearly slipped over it.
94. My arms are hurting like mad.
95. My best hoilday was in America.
96. I sound rich and posh but I am not. I hope o.o
97. I find it funny when people trip over.
98. I type too fast.
99. My headteacher once fell over and landing head first into a bin and waddled her fat legs a about ;DDDD
100. I use the term "YAYAYAY" way too often
101. I am very proud of finally finishing this.
Hope you enjoyed this crap.