Thursday 27 February 2014

101 facts about me -.-

1. My name is Mackenzie but you guys call me Mac ;)
2. My favorite colour is brown (WOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW) 
3. I can speak Spanish, Russian, Italian, French and English ;)
4. I have two sisters a 9- year old sister called Elizabeth but we call her Lizzie and I have a 15-year old sister called Sophie and she is annoying as shit.
5. Sophie has 3 boyfriends and I hate them all (SHES SUCH A BITCH WITH 3 BOYFRIENDS)
6. I am 14.
7. I have blonde and brownish hair >.<
8. I live in the same city (well kind of) as one of my favorite bands.
9. My grandma and grandad are spainish.
10. I can speak spainish fluently.
11. I hate MSP, who the fuck doesn't.-.
12. Most of the people on MSP think I'm 18 o.o
13. People also think I'm gay, not homosexual they mean I sound like a girl (I'm sorry I don't use text language you arseholes ._.)
14. My favourite number is 6 .-.
15. In Y6 I fell into Danny and he fell into the school hall in the middle of a parents coffee morning o.e
16. I hate tacos.
17. On the other side of my bedroom wall is my next door neighbours toilet and the sounds from there are disturbing :/
18. I have kicked Sophie so many times when I was young she has a scar on her leg o.o
19. If I had to choose a favourite sister it would be Elizabeth by far.
20. When I was about 9 I used to fancy Taylor Swift (HWHWUTQOEYW. That's probably why I hate her now -.-)
21. I hate the number 21. Well I used to think it was unlucky o.e
22. In Y8 (my sister was in Y9 but now she's in Y10) made me and my friends ask a Y11 out ._.
23. I love PewDiePie.
24. I hate Shane Dawson.
25. I love Smosh.
26. When I have to take Elizabeth to the park I just sit on the swings typing in random letters on the Internet if I'm not texting my friends o.O
27. When I'm older I would like to either be a Athlete or a Comedian.
28. Am I very witty so I am very good at insulting (y)
29. This hard -.-
30. My favorite moment so far in my life is when me, Danny and Lottie were in Asda and we saw the Artic Monkeys shopping there and we had a picture took with them ._.
31. When I picture myself on hoilday I am in Italy scoffing my face with Pizzas, pasta, spaghetti and ice cream .-.
32. I can play the drums o.o
33. I once tripped over one of my primary school teachers by an accident (I think)
34. I hate One Direction more than Sophie -.-
35. I don't have a celebrity crush.
36. In Y7 I used to get bullied but in Y8 I found out the girls who bullied me, fancied me o.o
37.My favourite letter is 'M'
38. My best best girl who is just a friend is Gracie.
39. Me, Gracie, Lottie and Danny like to run around shopping centres while shaking Pepsi (bad idea).
40. I have blue eyed in real ;)
41. I hate maths .-.
42. School isn't the worst thing on earth to me.
43. On Thursday 27th of February Me, Danny, Gracie and Lottie are going to a shopping centre YAYAY PEPSI.
44. My favourite season is Summer.
45. My favourite British seaside is Norfolk.
46. I hate cats. A lot.
47. When I was younger I used to take Sophie's stuff and attempt to throw them in the bin before she found out o.o
48. My last name is Evans :D But its spelt different and it sounds very spainish;')
49. Once when I visited my Grandma and Grandad is Spain I swore in english and literally everyone in the street gasped. Pmsl xD
50. I love pancakes.
51. Elizabeth sent fan mail to PewDiePie on her email and got a reply o.o
52. I HATE THE TERM 'LOL' Its messed up as shit.
53. When I was six I use to like standing on snails o.e
54. Danny once pushed me into a couple kissing o.o
55. EDDYred wasn't my account till my sister ex gave it to me.
56. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Artic Monkeys.
57. I once pushed Gracie into a gym.
58. Both my sisters hack into this google account.
59. In real I hardly ever swear o.o
60. I do basketball on Mondays, football on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I practice my drums every day and I swim on Wednesdays;)
61. Atm (21:49 PM, Wednesday 26th Of Feburay) I have 4 percent charge on my IPhone .-.
62. I used to love snap backs o.o I think they are okay now.
63. I like reading funny quotes.
64. 64 64 64 ZOO LANE SJDBHADSNFDD. Elizabeth used to watch it and it was shit -.-
65. When I went to Paris I went on the Effiel Tower ;)

66. I have a black laptop.
67. I love chocolate o.e
68. When I went to Greece and slipped into the swimming pool fully dressed o.o
69. I have lots of cousins.
70. When I was little, I used to make lego animations for fun.
71. I go on holiday twice a year.
72. Little Mix are crap.
73. I only use baby swear words. Like: Fuck, bitch, shit and crap.
74. I used to wear glasses.
75. I kind of like books ._.
76. I once had to make cookies with my 3 year old twin cousins, Scarlet and Olivia and they sung "What Does The Fox Say" over and over again.
77. I still can't believe I am wasting my half term writing this for you ._.
78. I HATE POP MUSIC.
79. I love Converse.
80.I do my homework o.ep
81. I have over 100 apps on my tablet.
82. Justin Bieber is a arsehole in my opinion.
83. I STRONGLY DISLIKE THE NEWS, its too depressing.
84. I get bored really quickly.
85. I can laugh at anything.
86. I once showed Gracie Jesus falling off the cross walking past are local church and let me tell you it wasn't pleasant.
87. I am a youtube addict.
88. I can be really emotional o.o
89. I love smoothies for some strange reason.
90. I am hardly ever depressed, well really really depressed, if I am its serious I tell you that -.-
91. I am not the best speller tbh.
92. I am one of the oldest in my form.
93. I once had some horrible sweets and I spat them out and nearly slipped over it.
94. My arms are hurting like mad.
95. My best hoilday was in America.
96. I sound rich and posh but I am not. I hope o.o
97. I find it funny when people trip over.
98. I type too fast.
99. My headteacher once fell over and landing head first into a bin and waddled her fat legs a about ;DDDD
100. I use the term "YAYAYAY" way too often
101. I am very proud of finally finishing this.
Hope you enjoyed this crap.  

Monday 24 February 2014

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I AM JUST MAD RIGHT FUCKING KNOW ._. But what is that to do with you, nothing -.-
ANYWAY,

Who watched the Brit Awards 2014?
I watched it because my sisters watched it and Artic Monkeys got 2 awards x-o

You MUST of seen Artic Monkeys fucking great speech?
You wonder what they mean?
I am from the north (Yorkshire) so I know ;)
I will explain later :DDD Okay bye
My next post is 101 facts about me xD OH SHIT YEAH x-o